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New year, new baby!

Here she is!


These past couple of weeks have really sucked. My computer fucking DIED on me. I have no clue what's wrong. All I know is that between the rent on my apartment and my utility bills, I just can't afford to fix my computer. I sure as shit can't afford a new one.

Right now, I'm using my father in law's computer at his house. Unfortunately, he lives too far away for me to just come over and do a comic every day. This is one of those few times I wish my inlaws lived closer, dammit.

I'm truly sorry, guys. I know I promised a return on April 1st (which some of you took as a bad April Fool's prank. . .trust me, it wasn't), but at the moment, there doesn't seem to be any way for me to do that.

I'd also like to say that THIS DOESN'T MEAN THE COMIC IS DEAD. THE COMIC IS NOT ENDING. As soon as I can pay to:

A ) Fix my PC, or

B ) Buy a new one,

the comic WILL be returning to it's daily schedule. I've already written a slew of new comic outlines and gags, and I can't wait to use them.

I really wish I could give you guys a timeframe on this. Really, I do. I could bullshit you, and just pull a date out of my ass, but that would be dishonest. The truth is, I have NO IDEA when this will be rectified.

If you would like to help speed things along, you can always click the "SHOP" button under the logo at the top, and buy a shirt. Or a coffee mug. Or a stash box. Or mousepad. Or whatever the fuck else I have in there. Every little bit helps, and every bit of profit will go to getting my happy ass the fuck back online, to entertain you like a circus midget.

Lastly, I would like to thank each and every one of you for your continued patience.


No, the comic isn't dead. Been rather busy on this end, and just haven't had the time to come up with new strips. But I'm already working on new strips, and trying to get a good collection of them going. I plan on unveiling them April 1st. So keep checking back!


The ash gray shirt features the Kwanzaa Special in full, living color on the front, and a large picture of Tardmonkey picking his nose on the back. The price is USD$19.99 (HEY, KIDS! Just like the prices in all those TV commercials! You trust TV, right?). It may seem like a steep price for a shirt, but keep in mind, I only make about four bucks per shirt.

Show your support, and let people know about this wonderfully mediocre comic!

Tardmonkey is BACK IN BUSINESS!

The comic is now officially back. In light of that, you may notice that things look a bit. . .DIFFERENT around here.

Not only has the look of the site changed, but so has the address. As I said in the last news post, the site's url is now www.TardmonkeyComix.org, so remember to update your bookmarks!

www.TardmonkeyComix.org : Update your bookmarks!

I've decided to secure www.TardmonkeyComix.org instead of a dotCOM. The new domain is up and running, so be sure to update the link in your bookmarks. The regular DotSmackJeeves.com URL still works, and will continue to do so. But www.TardmonkeyComix.org is a bit easier to remember.

As promised, the comic will return on Christmas. Happy Kwanzza, everyone!

Wait. . .is it Kwanzza, or Kwanzaa? I can never remember.

Good news for the site!

I don't have an exact date yet, but the comic will return before the new year.

Why the wait?

Because in that time, I will have secured the domain WWW.TARDMONKEYCOMIX.COM!

Let's face it: No matter how good a comic is, nobody takes a subdomain seriously. They see somethingorother.smackjeeves.com, they think "Meh. . .fucking ameteur."

Keep checking back right here for updates on the domain changeover, and return of the comic. I will continue to use Smackjeeves, as it's a superior service. FUCK Keenspace. The comic will be the same comic (I wouldn't fuck with a good thing). Only the domain will change.

Okay. . .apparently, I lied.

Not only am I still sick, but I had a relapse. I'm worse than I was before. On top of that, I've got a nagging toothache that's keeping me awake at night, no matter what kind of sleeping pills I take. I just can't concentrate on the comic long enough to crank any strips out right now. I am deeply sorry.

The comic WILL be back, just as soon as possible. I PROMISE. But right now, I'm just not physically nor mentally up to the task. The pain and discomfort is too much. Too distracting.

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